Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
This is my gift to your gina
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Randomize
