He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
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The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
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Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
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