it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
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don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
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I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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