Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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