i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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