Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
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How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
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I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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