So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
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