No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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