i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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