If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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