He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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