OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
Just cropdusted the office
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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