I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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