I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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