His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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