yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
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You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
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The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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