I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
hell yes lets make some ravioli
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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