some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
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