Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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