his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
Randomize
