Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
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I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
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I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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