i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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