you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
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BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
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I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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