ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
