She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
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