so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
whose parrot is this?
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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