he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
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TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
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Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
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