She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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