Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Randomize
