So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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