:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
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All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
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you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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