i barfeds in our rink
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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