dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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