Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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