Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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