How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
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