would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
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Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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