My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
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she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
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Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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