I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
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