is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
she smelled like a LAN party
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
Randomize
