Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
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