Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
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My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
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Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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