new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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