I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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