Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
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I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
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some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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