Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
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its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
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Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
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