We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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