He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
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