Already got asked if we're dating
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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