We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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