I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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