apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
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How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
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Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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