there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
Randomize
