If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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