just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
