im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
You may now shotgun with the bride
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
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